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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.


Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

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non committal party games


spin-the-bottle but its spinning inside a microwave set for 5+ hours so it either spins until everybody leaves or it blows up and everyone dies before having to kiss. non-committal limbo how low do you WANT to go? pin the tail on whatever looks least likely to lead to a confrontation

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